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Auchter's Art: Schuette's hours

Jul 27, 2018

This week Lt. Gov. Brian Calley made a somewhat unfair accusation against fellow Republican gubernatorial candidate, Bill Schuette. 

Calley's team obtained Schuette's work calendar through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request and noticed large gaps between appointments. Calley interpreted this as Schuette basically only working 104 full days in his eight years as Michigan's Attorney General. That's a big stretch, but consistent with Calley's ongoing narrative that Schuette works more for himself than the people of Michigan.

The natural question then is: What does Calley's work history look like? But since that isn't available by a FOIA request, Calley himself would have to supply it. Which he won't, at least for now. He says it would involve too much information about other people's schedules in government, and he needs to be careful. While technically a plausible reason, I think we can all agree it scores pretty high on the weasel scale.

The chair of the Michigan Democratic Party chimed in to say, "We’re glad Bill Schuette and Brian Calley are finally recognizing that neither of them have been doing their jobs." As if all of their candidates have pristine work histories. Uh-huh.

Here's the thing, though. If I were to be falsely accused of not working enough hours to qualify as a full-time worker, it's difficult to imagine Bill Schuette siding with me over, say, a corporation. Especially on a healthcare issue. So it'd be kind of satisfying to see Schuette lose his benefits long enough to experience firsthand the joys of being on the outside of the system.

John Auchter is a freelance editorial cartoonist. His views are his own and do not necessarily reflect those of Michigan Radio, its management, or its license holder, the University of Michigan.